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Chappy Publications

“Sleep – check … Bark – check … Sleep – check … Eat – check
—— BUSY DAY —— time to rest,” Chappy, Proc. Soc. Retired Canines (2015).

“I’m a Dog ….. I CAN’T ‘SPEAK’ ….. Just Give Me the Snack !” Chappy, Invited Lecture – Soc. Cognitive Res. (2014).

“How to Avoid Punishment by Volunteering it with a Guilty Face,” Chappy, J. Human Psychol. (2013).

“I am as Big as my Bark ……… or ….…. How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Provoking Shiba Inu’s,” Chappy, Failed Breeds of Artif. Selection (2012).

“To Understand a Cat, First Think of a Dog — then Subtract Loyalty and Trust,” Chappy, Cats ‘r Jerks – Vol. III (2011).

“The Best Hiding Places to Escape Taking a Bath,” Chappy, Diary entry (2010).

“The 101 Smells of Nogawa Park,” Chappy, Thesis (2009).

“This is MY Cave,” Chappy, Canine Homestead Act (2008).

“Men in White Touch Me in Inappropriate Places …….. get me OUT of here !” Chappy, Annals of the Coalition for Lonely Veterinarians (2007).

“The Health Benefits of Eating Shrimp Tails,” Chappy, Health and Nutr. Sci. (2006).

“Quickies with the Cute Young Bitch Next Door,” Chappy, J. Anim. Reprod. (2005).

“The Principle of Maximizing the Path-Length of a Walk through the Park,” Chappy, priv. communication – Fermat’s Dog (2004).

“Dinner Guests are Suckers for Free Food,” Chappy, J. Human Psychol. (2003).

“My Tongue is Cleaner than a Human’s …. are you SURE ?!” Chappy, Int. Symposium on Shameless Hygienics (2002).

“If it Falls on the Floor, It’s Mine,” Chappy, Common Law Review – Chapter 1 (2001).